So, Michael is in search of a wife :) For some reason, he feels this is something he needs to do. There is a girl in his class he is smitten with, Anna. I asked him if he wanted her to be his wife. He said "She's nice to look at, but I don't want to marry her."

Another conversation...we were talking about him dating when he's a teenager:

Michael: I'm not going to date just one girl, I'm going to date lots of girls.
Me: Well honey, girls don't like it when you date other girls at the same time.
Michael: Well I'm not going to tell them!

Where do they learn these thing?!!!